He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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