Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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