Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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