she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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