Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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