im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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