He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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