I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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