So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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