your parents love me but you hate me
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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