rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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