Pregnant stripper...not hot.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
