An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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