Three words: puerto rican gang bang
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
She needs sedatives and a leash
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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