i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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