Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
