I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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