plz talk dirty to me
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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