the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.