Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
No subtext here. People are naked.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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