all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
why is half of my head shaved?
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