you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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