Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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