I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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