so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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