The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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