God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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