I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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What a dumb baby whore.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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