sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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