The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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