trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
We left the knife in your bed.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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