Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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