another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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