Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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