so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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