just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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