i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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