do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
