so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Randomize
