i barfeds in our rink
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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