Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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