Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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