i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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