YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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