Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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