awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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