Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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