no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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