The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
All I want is dick and wine.
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