i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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