is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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