Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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