How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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