No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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