It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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