I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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